It's the maiden voyage of the H.M.S. WigWamFlimFlam.
How long will this historic journey last? I'm guessing about one very sporadic month. Most of the crew will abandon ship, and the few that remain will turn to cannibalism and other crimes against dignity and honor. But don't worry - we got plenty of limes onboard, so scurvy will not be an issue. Consider yourself lucky, ye scalliwags.
